A:We’ve made some real progress in gay equality over the last few decades, and I’m no expert on the subject but I think nationalist groups had a hand in that.
J:I’m sure the people of the Middle East are profoundly happy that they can now be blown up by gay American soldiers as well as by straight ones. Meanwhile, ALL people in your country are the victims of a massive transfer of wealth from the mass of the population to a tiny group of capitalists, your constitution is in shreds, labor rights are practically nonexistent and quality of life is plunging. They’re beating you with a stick and throwing you scraps, and you’re grateful that you’re not dead yet. But what you actually deserve is peace and a full meal.